TCP Explained
The Twansfems Communication Pwotocow ow affectionatwy known as TCP is a supah soft, snuggwy, and a wittwe chaotic way fow two (ow mowe) twansfemmies to intewact. it’s nyot a sewious “pwotocow”... it’s mowe wike a secwet, feew-good wituaw >w<
hewe’s how it wowks:
1. Handshake Seqwence (aka Mew-Mew Exchangie) 🐱✨
it aww stawts wif one twansfem going "mew~" (soft, shwy, ow suga high) nya~ dis mew is a wittwe fwiendwy ping owo the othew twansfem instinctivewy goes "mew!!" back, compweting the cutie handshake~
2. Connection Estabwished 💫
once da mews have been swapped, a secuwe channyew of twans gwiw bwainwave winkies is fowmed uwu it feews aww toasty, spawkwy, and maybe a teensy bit caffeine-chawged owo
3. Info Dump Transmission 📡
now both pawties begin supew-fast twansmission of heawt-fiwled nyowwedge—about hypa-fixies, pwetty pwans, memies, ow that vewy vewy niche fact that makes you kick youw wegsies uwu
4. Overwappy Excyite Mode ⚡
both gwiwsies tawking at da same time: “no no uwu you fiwst!!” “noo you~!!” giggwes + paw twitchies and nyone even cawez because it’s so nyice >///<
5. Connection Cwosed 🌙
eventuawwy, one gwiw goes "mew... sweepy nyow" and the TCP session cwoses, weaving aww the smiwies, fuzzies, and a wittwe pawket of joy fow next time~ nya~
TCP is wike compyutew nyetwowking... but fow catgiwwies, fuww of mews, snuggwe-vibes, and bwain-to-bwain pwaydate feewings 💕✨ owo